ThirstyFish

Chicken or lamb? Chicken gyro in the rear, lamb gyro in the front...

After Hoca Nasreddin was assigned as the kadi (judge) of Aksehir, he oversaw a case of a dispute between two men. He listened to the first man and said: "You are right!" He then listened to the second man and said: "You are right!" Confused, the court clerk objected: "Your honor, both men can't be right?" Hoca thought for a moment, and uttered: "You too are right!"!